Published by Del Rey on July 10, 2012
The alien members of the Refined League share a superior aesthetic sense, at least when it comes to art, architecture, fashion, interior design, and stained glass -- everything, in fact, except music, the one realm in which humans rule. Aliens who have unwittingly pirated Earth’s music have discovered (as have myriad American college students) that the Copyright Damages Improvement Act is “the most cynical, predatory, lopsided, and shamelessly money-grubbing copyright law” ever devised in the history of the universe. They owe the music industry pretty much the net worth of every planet. Unfortunately, the aliens’ solution to the problem is even more draconian than the law itself. It’s up to a young copyright lawyer to save the world.
Making fun of lawyers is easy, particularly the self-serving lawyers who think you should pay a royalty every time you hum the theme from Welcome Back, Kotter. As suggested in Year Zero, the scorched earth approach to music piracy benefits law firms while harming everyone else on the planet, including musicians. The music industry and its pet politicians are equally tempting targets, as are reality tv shows, trendy Manhattan restaurants, and celebrities (or wannabes) who indulge the desire to live life publicly via Twitter and other social media organisms. Rob Reid skewers them all.
The bottom line is that Year Zero is funny, although quite a few of its laughs derive from silliness. The aliens have access to superheavy metals and, music lovers that they are, have given them names like metallicam. The atmosphere of a planet is identical in composition to Drakkar Noir. One alien species resembles a vacuum cleaner. And so on. The narrative also takes well-aimed shots at Microsoft (Reid is clearly a Mac user).
The text is riddled with footnotes. Most of them are amusing but the more informative notes reveal hard truths about the music industry and its suicidal, thought-deprived executive decision-makers. Reid’s incisive and insightful takes on music piracy are a must-read for anyone with an interest in the subject.
Year Zero has a definite political point of view. Rabid fans of Orrin Hatch are unlikely to enjoy the novel. Highly placed music industry executives and partners in law firms specializing in intellectual property are equally unlikely to enjoy its stinging criticism (associates in those firms, on the other hand, will probably get a kick out of its accurate depiction of young lawyers as fodder that fuels the money machine). Readers who don’t make their living extorting ridiculous sums of money from college kids who download songs illegally are likely to appreciate the novel’s humor. The story provokes more chuckles than belly laughs, but as light comedy, Year Zero worked for me.
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